Reasons why I do NOT buy Fluff during the school year:
1. Fluff should only be eaten with Wonder bread. Spreading Fluff on Wonder bread is frustrating, as it tears the bread into little sticky shreds. You always end up chucking a piece or two into the trash can. Who has time for that on a school morning?
2. Your kid WILL have Fluff spread on both of the sides of his or her mouth & extending outward to the ears for the rest of the school day. It will be cute for a minute, but then he or she will go to recess, art class, and gym and will be wearing a gray/black mask that now makes all who see him or her cross to the other side of the hall when passing.
3. You've got to hide your redneck better than that. Sending your kid to school with a Fluffernutter on Wonder bread is like sending your kid to school with 11 sugar packets and a can of Red Bull. It's just irresponsible.
So, summer's finally here. Bought this stuff yesterday. Fluffernutters abound. And the only thing better than scraping those little suckers off the roof of your mouth with your pinky finger is hearing Sydney laugh out loud every time she says "fluffernutter".
2 comments:
I understand now that they make all-natural, organic Fluff. I don't know who "they" are, but I saw it on Jon & Kate Plus 8, which is my new favorite show and she is my new hero. Kate, I mean. So, once I find it, I'm gonna spead it on my Ezekiel sprouted bread. Yum? Notsomuch? By the way, if you buy organic peanut butter, make sure to NOT spill the peanut oil which rises to the top. Messy. Really. In fact, stick with Jiffy. Better. Organic is tiring.
Hah! Whenever I'm in New England, I find myself teaching people how to make Redneck S'mores (aka ghetto s'mores)-- Fluff on graham crackers w cold Hershey's on top. It's best if you buy the big bin of the stuff, cause those suckers go fa-ast!
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