Friday, April 10, 2009


THERE. IS. A. GOD.

Goodbye winter. You stupid head. You good-for-nothing-started-with-an-ice-storm-and-9-days-without-power-inconvenient-and-cold-mess piece of garbage. We used to love you, with your fluffy white snow and your hot cocoa afternoons. Well, you've ruined all of those memories for us.

You were too cold. You broke our pipes and spewed defecation throughout our basement. You did your very best to kill our favorite willow tree. You broke our shovels and gave us sore tailbones after many falls.

We will not miss you. We will not.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Jennifer, you are such a freaking riot! It is so entertaining to read your blog! Your version of winter is right on and maybe even a little mild! ha, ha! :-)